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Womanizer Premium & Classic Review/Comparison, courtesy of The Vibed

Womanizer Premium (top) & Classic (bottom)

We’re two weeks into 2021, and I feel that with all the bullshit that has happened, it’s a worthwhile time to invest in some pleasure if you’re in a position to do so. I was recently described y my roommate as a “hoarder of sex toys” which, while I think is a gross exaggeration of my dedication to giving y'all accurate toy information, may be somewhat true. As a consequence or prize depending on who you ask, I own an exorbitant number of sex toys. Pleasure air tech, suction toys, pressure wave et all are categorically my favorite toys to use. They bring strong, resounding orgasms with virtually no effort on behalf of the user (seriously you just put them on your clit, adjust the intensity, and sit back).

Now, these toys have pros AND cons and aren’t for everyone (spoiler: nothing is) but today, I’m thrilled to be reviewing and comparing two of the creme de la creme; the Womanizer Classic and Womanizer Premium. As the original creator of "air pleasure", Womanizer has gained popularity for their ever-improving designs and sheer power. Let’s get into the dirty details!

Womanizer Premium Specs:

  • 6.1 inches long, 1.9 inches wide

  • Silicone exterior

  • USB rechargeable and waterproof

  • 12 intensities

  • Two differently-sized, removable heads (silicone)

  • Up to 4 hours run time on a full charge (not on the highest settings)

  • Smart silence and autopilot features (I’ll get into detail on these later in the review)

  • $160.70 with code QUEER15 at The Vibed (code applies site-wide)

Womanizer Classic Specs:

  • 5.8 inches long, 1.3 inches wide

  • Abs plastic and silicone exterior

  • USB rechargeable and waterproof

  • 8 intensities

  • Two differently-sized, removable heads (silicone)

  • Up to 3 hours run time on a full charge (not on the highest settings)

  • $104.17 with code QUEER15 at The Vibed (code applies site-wide)

Stuff That’s The Same:

Overall, these two Womanizer models are pretty similar. They’re both really great and will serve as good clit suction toys. They have the same type of motor and lovely, DEEPLY-stimulating air pulsations. They’re well-made and both have two years warranties that, unless you mistreat them, they should outlast without any issues. They’re both waterproof and rechargeable (which I expect for toys at this price point) and made of all body-safe materials. The range of intensities isn’t as different as I would expect: the first intensity setting for both the Classic and Premium feels the same. The Classic has fewer levels--so there’s a more noticeable difference between one level and the next--and the highest intensity is slightly weaker than the highest setting on the Premium. But trust that when I say slight, I do mean slight: I have a feeling this difference is negligible for most users and IMO, DOES NOT justify the price difference between the two models.

Stuff That’s Different:

If you're trying to decide between the Premium and Classic, the biggest differences are the luxury appearance/feel of the Premium and the Smart Silence feature. The Premium also has a feature called autopilot, but I don't find it useful whatsoever and don’t see it adding much to the user experience; imagine you hand a remote for the premium to someone who doesn't have a clit and say, “k, cool, have fun.” That's autopilot.

The Premium is covered in smooth silicone, making it feel nicer in the hand and on the body. It also looks more expensive with the silicone exterior and metal accents. This is relevant if you’re someone who is more likely to pick up aesthetically pleasing toys, but that isn’t me so I won't dwell on Premium's curb appeal. Smart Silence is, as demonstrated in the video below, some pretty nifty technology that automatically turns off the toy when it isn't touching your body. This is great if you’re someone who may need to turn off a toy in a split second for any number of reasons (hyper-sensitivity after orgasm, nosey roommates, kids et all). It works a bit better than the similar feature the We-Vibe Wand has, and it hasn't really malfunctioned during my testing. Score!

Are There Better Clit Suction Toys On The Market?

My personal favorite clit suction toy is actually the We-Vibe Melt. It shares the same features as the class but is coated in silicone, created a better suction with my anatomy, and is easier to use in conjunction with other toys, bodies etc. The Womanizer Liberty is smaller and less expensive than all of the aforementioned toys but also isn’t as strong with the Womanizer Starlet sitting an additional step down in both price and strength (review/comparison of these coming soon). Again, this all comes down to your needs and budget, and I wouldn’t say any one of these cilt suction toys is objectively better than the others. ROMP makes some more budget-friendly clit suction toys that I’ve reviewed that are a great option for people with tighter budgets.

Overall, the Womanizer Premium and Classic are both excellent toys that I love, and I will continue to recommend to clit owners. Click here to check out the Womanizer Classic, and click here to check out the Womanizer Premium.

The Womanizer Premium & Classic was sent to me by the wonderful people at The Vibed in exchange for my honest review. As per usual, all my opinions and statements are 100% my own. If you’d like to send me a product for review, go to the Work With Me page to get in touch.

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I'm A. (she/they), a clueless queer and blogger. I started this blog because I grew up in a small town where sex--especially queer sex--wasn't talked about. I was a determined youngster and managed to scrape the bottom of the internet barrel to find the information I needed (and later, the information I wanted). Now that I've learned a bit about queer pleasure in all of its forms, I wanted to create the resource I wish I'd had; a place where I could read about someone else's experiences and learn about sex from a pleasure-centered perspective. If you have a question about something or want me to cover a certain topic, just shoot me an email! Chances are, I've been there and would love to help or at least offer some moral support, and who knows, maybe others could benefit from a post about it. 


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