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Uberrime Splendid Dildo Review

Updated: Sep 29


An Ode To a Beautiful Dildo and My Favorite Company 

If you aren’t familiar with the dildo company Uberrime, allow me to introduce you: Uberrime dildos is an indie toy company run by the one and only Marco Uberrime, who started the company after making a dildo requested by a friend and getting great feedback. Uberrime makes everything from super small dildos for those looking to explore minimal penetration to fantasy tentacle toys to realistic dual density dildos and extra large stretching toys and honestly, anything else in between.

All Uberrime products are made of platinum-cured silicone and feature some of the most beautiful colors and designs I’ve ever seen in sex toys: they make swirling blues with glitters, shimmering, multidimensional skin tones, and gleaming gold hues (in case you can’t tell, I’m a little obsessed with their colors). Beyond just aesthetics, Uberrime products are some of the best insertables I’ve ever tried; I own the Bene, Medium Splendid, Essential G-spot Dildo, Zenith butt plug, and a OOPS version of the Bella. They’re all amazing. I don’t think Uberrime makes any "bad" products--everything is beautiful, body safe, and good at it’s given job--but they DO make a very wide range of products so the point of this review is, primarily, to help you determine if the Splendid Medium will work well for your body and desired uses, or if you’re better suited to something else. 


Splendid: A Name That Makes Sense 

The Splendid dildo (in size medium in this review though I would also love to try the large) is a dual density dildo with a pronounced head and curved body, ideal for stimulating the g-spot or p-spot. Splendid comes in at 6 inches insertable length and 1.7 inches max diameter. These proportions make it a little larger than the average dildo or penis, but definitely not a crazy size, though I always recommend folx use a soft tape measure to see what the dimensions of insertables look like before purchasing (you can compare to a soda can, water bottle, etc.). 

Splendid is dual density which simply means that it's made of a firm inner layer of silicone and a softer outer layer of silicone which allows the dildo to feel more like a penis and gives it stability during use while maintaining some squish: the Splendid, in my opinion, is the perfect mix of these qualities. I have often found heads on dual density dildos too soft for my g-spot but the Splendid is firm enough to be stimulating without being overwhelming. 


Who Is It For?

Splendid is what I would consider to be a semi-representational dildo in that it could feel like a penis if you use a little imagination but it doesn't have “dismembered dick” vibes, and I have one of the more realistic colors: Saltwater Taffy, a shimmery beige pink with plenty of glitter. The Splendid has some texturing on the shaft which feels subtle yet stimulating during use in the soft, outer layer of silicone. The star of this dildo is definitely it’s head though, and oh the head is good. The head is made exclusively of the softer silicone and is shaped sort of like a ball, very rounded to provide nice g-spot impact, and the bottom of the head (what would be a coronal ridge on a penis) juts out a bit, tugging at my g-spot while thrusting and giving a little pop as it glides in and out. Splendid has a nice big base, making its fairly stable to ride despite it’s lack of suction cup--and allowing it to work well in a harness for Strap-On play. 

The Splendid isn't really long enough to hit my a-spot but that’s okay: some days, a-spot stimulation feels like a bit much, or I want to receive a dildo in a Strap-On where it's more likely to hit my cervix. The Splendid feels positively **chef’s kiss** delicious to thrust or even just clench around if you want a lower effort masturbation experience. 

What If The Splendid Isn’t For Me?

That’s okay! Allow me to direct you to some other wonderful choices from Uberrime. 

- If you want something cheaper… try the Essential G-spot or Uno (full review on these soon). 

- If you want something smaller… try the Small Splendid or Bene (review of the Bene here).

- If you want something bigger...try the Large Splendid (wow, it looks amazing). 

- If you want something longer… try the Night King (really want to review one).

- If you want something more life-like… try the Optimo, Bella, or Dulce

- If you want a fantasy dildo… try the Teuthida Tentacle.

- If you want a suction cup...try the Maestro.


While I don’t have personal experience with all of these dildos (hopefully I can bring y’all reviews of more of these soon), I can attest to the production quality of Uberrime and say that, provided you pick shapes and looks suited to your needs, you won’t be let down.


Overall, the Splendid Medium dildo is perfect for those who want comfortable yet powerful g-spot stimulation along with enough size to rub the rest of your orefice deliciously. You can click here to buy it or click on the links above to buy another Uberrime dildo.

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I'm A. (she/her/hers), a clueless lesbian and blogger. I started this blog because I grew up in a small town where sex--especially queer sex--wasn't talked about. I was a determined youngster and managed to scrape the bottom of the internet barrel to find the information I needed (and later, the information I wanted). Now that I've learned a bit about queer pleasure in all of its forms, I wanted to create the resource I wish I'd had; a place where I could read about someone else's experiences and learn about sex from a pleasure-centered perspective. If you have a question about something or want me to cover a certain topic, just shoot me an email! Chances are, I've been there and would love to help or at least offer some moral support, and who knows, maybe others could benefit from a post about it. 

 

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