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Luzarte Jollet Stationary Dildo Review

Updated: Sep 14



Introduction:

The Luzarte Jollet is a unique sex toy: as someone who owns a lot of sex toys, I don’t have anything to compare it to. See, the Luzarte Jollet is a stationary dildo meant to stimulate the vaginal canal WITHOUT thrusting. It’s shape is imposing, especially since it’s cast in firm silicone. The Jollet was molded from a vaginal canal, rather than a phallus, alien cock, or other abstract insertable, with the aim to create internal stimulation that was actually satisfying for vagina owners, and boy did they ever succeed. Read on to see if this unique dildo is a good fit for you!


What’s The Buzz All About?

The Jollet has been around for decades and has been a long-time favorite of many toy reviewers (like Hey Epiphora and the owner of Spectrum Boutique: Zoe Ligon) and after being briefly discontinued in the early 2010s, was brought back into production and the hearts of vagina owners everywhere. The Jollet is meant to stimulate *everything* from the g-spot to the a-spot, the posterior fornix AND the mouth of the vagina, all without any work from the user post-insertion. The Luzarte comes with a bullet vibe that users can insert into the bottom of the toy: you are not buying this toy for the bullet. It’s buzzy and not particularly strong. I’d say it’s worth upgrading to something like the Blush Novelties Lipstick vibe or infamous We-Vibe Tango if you care about internal vibrations. Personally, I coudn’t be bothered so I stuck in the included bullet for extra stability but haven't ever really used the vibrating function: it just doesn’t add much for me. 

But that’s just fine: the Jollet is plenty on it’s own. The shape is genius and the impact is STRONG (and this lady likes it bold). My own Jollet (which Luzarte sent to me for review. Endless love for them <3) is clear silicone with gold glitter suspended inside of it. It’s stunning, especially when I run it under water for cleaning or bring it out in the sun (wait, do you guys not bring your dildos on sunset walks?!?). Luzarte makes the Jollet in just about every color and pattern imaginable so don’t fret if you want something a bit bolder or brighter: they have it, from pot leaves to rainbow glitter swirls to pom poms.


Look Ma, No Hands!

The Jollet is genius for those of us who enjoy deep, internal stimulation and firm pressure but may not want to put in the work of thrusting a dildo into the depths of pussy, or, just those who enjoy a-spot stimulation already and want to try something a little different. I am a huge fan of firm a-spot stimulation and sometimes when I’m masturbating or my significant other is stimulating my clitoris, “normal” a-spot stimulation is just too much work and the Jollet makes its grand and very welcome appearance in my vagina. 

The Jollet also has a larger bump about two to three inches into where the toy rests in the vaginal canal, which provides constant g-spot contact that isn’t too aggressive (at least not to my body). 

Now, the Jollet is excellent for this size lover coming in at 1.75 inches max diameter and 6 inches in insertable length but since it’s sort of a plug and is meant to slide into place and rest in the vaginal canal, I would not recommend this toy to folx who are looking for something shorter or beginner-friendly. I also feel it’s necessary to note that the Jollet IS NOT anal-safe since it doesn’t have a flared base: if you want some anal-safe plugs, check out brands like Oxballs and Squarepeg Toys since pretty much all of their toys are designed for anal use or check out Luzarte’s butt plug!

The Jollet’s silicone body isn’t squishy or soft at all: it’s very hard with next to no give but this is what allows the toy to provide adequate fullness **in my body**. I tend to use the Jollet primarily when I’m masturbating and want something girthy and filling to clench around and press on all of my erogenous zones without having to juggle thrusting a dildo AND using a clitoral vibrator. The filling quality of the Jollet plug when combined with my Magic Wand Rechargeable or Womanizer Liberty is STRONG, and I love it. I would confidently say that this stationary dildo--or p*ssy plug if you will--is not for the faint of heart. 


A Brief Note On Staying Power

Personally, I have fairly strong pelvic floor muscles and tend to get wet like a damn slip-n-slide when I’m close to orgasm: I have shot this dildo out of my pussy mid-orgasm. Other reviewers have said that the Jollet remains in their vaginas during orgasm but do know that it is possible to dislodge it. 


Bottom Line 

The Luzarte Jollet is beautiful, effortless in use, and boldly stimulating for all of my internal erogenous zones. If you are comfortable with large, firm toys and like the sound of a stationary dildo, I would highly recommend checking out the Luzarte Jollet which you can click here to purchase. If you like the sound of the Jollet but want something easier to thrust or something anal safe, click here to check out Luzarte’s other offerings.



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I'm A. (she/her/hers), a clueless lesbian and blogger. I started this blog because I grew up in a small town where sex--especially queer sex--wasn't talked about. I was a determined youngster and managed to scrape the bottom of the internet barrel to find the information I needed (and later, the information I wanted). Now that I've learned a bit about queer pleasure in all of its forms, I wanted to create the resource I wish I'd had; a place where I could read about someone else's experiences and learn about sex from a pleasure-centered perspective. If you have a question about something or want me to cover a certain topic, just shoot me an email! Chances are, I've been there and would love to help or at least offer some moral support, and who knows, maybe others could benefit from a post about it. 

 

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