It was a fairly typical winter Monday when I received this impressive toy in the mail. I had started to open a package from The Vibed when I pulled out this ENORMOUS, neon pink, extremely dick-like dildo. My roomate and I giggled since it felt like something out of an odd Barbie sex fantasy. Nonetheless, the NS Novelties Dual Density 8 inch dildo is a body-safe, realistic, large, AND affordable option: very few of those exist in the world of sex toys. Like really, there are only a couple of others. So, while it may initially beckon questions, this toy is nothing to scoff at. Let’s get into the details.
9.65 inches total length
7.05 inches insertable length
1.89 inches max diameter
Suction cup, harnessable base (not the most stable in a harness but that’s due to size)
Platinum cured, dual-density silicone
$33.96 at the Vibed using code QUEER15 (including free shipping!)
Comes in a variety of colors, both skin colors and non-skin colors (I have it in pink)
Bigger is better… Or is it:
So upon requesting this toy for review, I didn’t think too much about its size. I own a sh*t ton of toys that are longer AND thicker and assumed I wouldn’t find the size intimidating. In real life, the addition of balls make the total length of this dildo quite a formidable sight to see and its intense coronal ridge juts out like a royal crown, and rubs my g-spot in a way true royalty would (see picture below). I realized quickly that I was going to need warm up (which I ordinarily don’t require for toys <2 inches in diameter).
Not only was the NS Dual Density dildo more imposing than I had assumed, but it is also less malleable than I had thought. For anyone new here, dual density silicone is a firm silicone core surrounded by a squishier outer layer of silicone meant to feel more like a biological penis than single density dildos (and it generally succeeds in this goal though it is normally also higher in price).
The firm core of the NS dual density is not as hard as the core in some other dildos but the outer layer is, in my opinion, a little firmer and more textured, covered in veins and skin detailing that make it more realistic. I find this level of texture combined with the silicones used to be incredible stimulating: this is great when I’m properly warmed up after a vibrator orgasm (or two) but seriously overwhelming when I went in with it cold. I take this to mean that plenty of people sensitive to penetration would find this dildo too much but that others may find it intensely pleasurable. Do with that information what you will and proceed gently and with lube: nothing wrong with preferring small or untextured toys (or skipping penetration altogether).
Whiskey Dick Problems:
The impressive length of this toy when combined with its bendable core means that, if suctioned onto a flat surface or in a harness, it’ll wobble around. Not as stable as stiffer dildos or dildos with firmer cores (like those from Pris Toys that I’m currently testing: highly recommend already). This doesn't mean that it isn't usable and highly enjoyable, just that it may not be ideal for intense fucking or riding (though you may also not find it difficult to control).
Who Is It For?
Overall, NS Novelties has done a really beautiful thing with this dildo. It’s large enough to feel like a treat without being painful, it’s got some sexy and stimulating texture, and it’s priced super reasonably for dual-density silicone. It’s great! The only people I wouldn't recommend this toy to are the following:
People who don’t like textured dildos or big dildos
People who don’t like dildos that look penises
People who want something really stable for vigorous fucking
Otherwise, I think it’s an objectively great toy. And for people who think it sounds great if it weren't so damn big, NS Novelties makes it in smaller sizes :)
The NS Novelties Colors Dual-Density Dildo was sent to me by the wonderful people at The Vibed in exchange for my honest review. As per usual, all my opinions and statements are 100% my own. If you’d like to send me a product for review, go to the Work With Me page to get in touch.