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Pris Toys as a Brand:

In a world where I thought every sex toy niche had been filled, Pris Toys came along back in 2020, with their first collection of body safe, beautiful, semi realistic/fantasy dildos with prices that rivaled other top quality silicone dildos. I was delighted when offered the opportunity to try some prototypes and have received more of their second round of toys since, in 2021. Every toy I have tried from Pris is functional, beautiful, and thoughtfully constructed out of body safe and non-porous silicone, with almost every model available in dual density.



Where I've Been...

Hi everyone! I'm sorry it's been so long: it has been quite a hectic period and I simply found myself lacking the actual hours in the day in which to research products, work on reviews, and create content. Things have calmed down a bit now, and I am fining myself yearning to write again so I have a real treat in store today.


More Reasons I Adore Pris Toys Include...

  • Just reliably great toys

  • Sexy, squishy, meaty silicone

  • Affordable

  • Ethics I stand by: donates proceeds to charity every month

  • Good range of shapes for any insertable enthusiast


All of Pris Toys' insertables are made of platinum cured silicone and feature harness-friendly bases. The collection of toys range from beginner friendly to expert in size (check out the Sentinel to see what I mean!) and come in a range of designs that include semi realistic, abstract, and fantasy shapes. The silicone Pris uses for their toys (specifically, the outer layer of their dual density toys)is extremely soft and squishy, the kind of silicone that get's super slick with a little lube (natural or store-bought).

None of Pris Toys' models are particularly textured so they are great choices for folks who may be interested in fantasy toys but find a lot of more traditional models--which are also great, just not for everyone--to be overly-stimulating in terms of texture. I don't think they make any toys I wouldn't recommend so long as you read and re-read all product measurements: they have some seriously huge toys that are not for everyone! Without more banter, let's get into individual model breakdowns.

**note: prices as of 6/07/21 during a sale, subject to change.**


Comet Dual Density ($115):The Long Generalist

Overview:The Comet is a long, semi-realistic and lightly phallic dildo. It features a slightly pronounced coronal ridge and smooth shaft.

Dimensions:

7 inches insertable length

8 inches total length

1.8 inches max. diameter

1.5 inches min. diameter

Ideal Uses:

A-spot stimulation, p-spot stimulation, g-spot stimulation, prostate stimulation , or just general penetration.


Basilisk Dual Density ($88): The Subtle But Massive G-Spotter

Overview:The Basilisk is a girth, fantasy dildo with a coronal ridge for broad g-spot stimulation. The shaft is short, thick, and mostly straight.

Dimensions:

6 inches insertable length

7 inches total length

2.3 inches max. diameter

1.75 inches min. diameter

Ideal Uses:

G-spot stimulation, stretching, size training, girthy penetration.




Solaris Dual Density ($72): The Warm-Up

Overview:The Solaris is a close to statistically average penis sized dildo with a semi realistic shape. The shaft is curved to pair with the hooked head for g-spot or p-spot play.

Dimensions:

6 inches insertable length

6.5 inches total length

1.6 inches shaft diameter with narrow head

Ideal Uses:

Warm up, gentler g-spot stimulation, strap-on play, statistically average sized penetration.




Voyager Dual Density: Anal Delight & A-Spot Exploration ($96)

Overview: The Voyager is a long, ripped, girth dildo with a mostly straight shaft. The extra length makes this dildo perfect for depth play or anything fantasy.

Dimensions:

8 inches insertable length

9 inches total length

2 inches max. diameter

1.5 inches min. diameter

Ideal Uses:

Anal depth play, strap-on sex, anterior fornix or posterior fornix stimulation.


Nova Dual Density: Strong G-Spotter & My Favorite ($90)

Overview:

The Nova is a mushroom headed g-spot dildo with a thick, curved shaft.

Dimensions:

5.5 inches insertable length

6 inches total length

2 inches max. diameter

1.4 inches min. diameter

Ideal Uses:

G-spot stimulation, prostate stimulation.



How To Pick A Model in a Couple Easy Steps:


Price: Everyone has a budget so figure out yours and stick to it. While luxury sex toys can be an amazing purchase, they are not essential for a good time and are often not the great fit we may want them to be.


Size: Think about past penetration experience (if you've had any). What sizes have been pleasurable to you? I always recommend starting smaller with lots of lube and foreplay regardless of toy choice but just don't let the beauty of a really large toy distract you from how unusable it may be for you.


Design: Do you want a long dildo for depth play or additional positioning room during harness play? Do you want human realism or maybe a fantasy look? Do you want a shape meant to stimulate a specific erogenous zone?


Bottom Line:

At the end of the day, I really don't see any dildo from Pris Toys doing you dirty. Pick a shape that works for your body and preferences and pair it with a great. Pris Toys dildos are available from their site or at sex toy retailers She Vibe, and Early2Bed


The Pris Toys models featured here were sent to me by the wonderful people at Pris Toys in exchange for my honest review. As per usual, all my opinions and statements are 100% my own. If you’d like to send me a product for review, go to the Work With Me page to get in touch.





Have you ever sat in your room, bored with your sex toys? Do you feel like your g-spot vibrators and massage wands are getting a touch bland for your liking? Do your dildos just not pack quite the punch they used to? Have no fear, the Oxballs Honcho Plug is here.

With this plug, Oxballs sought out to make something unique and unseen elsewhere and they certainly succeeded. This absolute mammoth of an anal (or vaginal) plug with a shape that’s between a biological penis and a large fist is not for those new to penetration or anyone looking for “low effort” or “easy” or "beginner-friendly" sex toys. Those are great for other uses and can be found elsewhere on this blog (search up vibrators or dildos). The Honcho plug is for people who crave serious size, specifically girth in a squishy package, and comes in both plain black and bright rainbow color options. Without further ado, let’s get into the details.


Specs:

  • 5 inches long

  • 4.5 inches insertable length

  • 2.23 inches max diameter

  • Squishy, platinum-cured silicone

  • Rainbow color and penis/fist shape (I’ll explain this later)

  • Comes in additional sizes (they are LARGER: this is the SMALLEST option)

  • $59.50 at The Vibed with code QUEER15


Proceed With Caution:

Now, I am not someone often spooked by sex toys. But this one is truly a bit shocking the first time you see it in real life. I had looked at the exact dimensions of the Honcho plug before requesting it for review so I knew I was awaiting a rather adventurous package. I was still unprepared for the shock factor provided by the sheer girth of this toy. It is also the first toy I have ever received that I ended up being physically incapable of testing myself. That being said, I'll do my best to provide some helpful information that can lead buyers in the right direction.

I want everyone looking into buying the Oxballs Honcho Plug (either in size 2 like I have or the heroically larger size 3) to look at the above measurements. They are big. And not in a "larger side of natural" big, but in a fantasy type of big in terms of the girth. If your only penetration experience (either vaginal of anal: this plug can be used in either hole) is with biological penises, I highly recommend you try some smaller plugs like the Uberrime Sense Vaginal Plug of the Oxballs Ergo Plug (good vaginally or anally) in a modest size. These plugs feature similar shapes and squishy soft silicone in more reasonable sizes.

On the other hand, if you have experience with fisting or fantasy-sized toys, this might be an excellent plug for you. Pictured below is the Honcho in size 2 next to my fists which are probably on the larger size of women' hands and smaller side of men's hands. It appears clownishly girth next to most ordinary plugs.


A Truly Curious Shape

For those of you accustomed to this size of plug, the details the set the Honcho apart from other big plugs matter. The Honcho is simply shaped like a fist with a penis head. The end of the plug has a urethra and a fairly pronounced coronal ridge. Moving down the body of the toy, the shaft of the penis so-as-to-speak is much smoother and less detailed, like a mass of shiny, meaty silicone. The toy tapers down to a slimmer neck that should still provide some stretch towards the opening of the vagina or anus. Finally, the plug finishes with a bit of a chunkier t-bar style base. Looking at the base, I get a little anxious about anal use which is interesting since the Honcho is marketed as an anal plug. That being said, I am not a size queen anally so I'll leave it up to those of you who are to keep track of your own health when using big toys: just exercise caution, stretch your way up using smaller toys ascending in sizes, and make sure to stay aware of what's going on with your body and how you're doing.


Who Is This For?

Since this product is not for the average sex toy user, I want to list out some people who the Oxballs Honcho Plug is not for.

NOT for...

- anyone new to penetration

- anyone who wants a long toy

- anyone who likes hard toys

- anyone who likes discretion

- anyone who doesn't like lots of girth

This toy is, fairly specifically, for advanced toy users with penetrative stretching experience. This is a great stretching plug for those ready for it. I really don't recommend it to others as it is not safe.


Bottom Line:

The Oxballs Honcho Plug in Size 2 is a really thoughtful and beautiful stretching plug for those seeking out an intensely girth penetrative experience. Click here to check it out and click here to check out smaller toys!

The Oxballs Honcho Plug in Size 2 was sent to me by the wonderful people at The Vibed in exchange for my honest review. As per usual, all my opinions and statements are 100% my own. If you’d like to send me a product for review, go to the Work With Me page to get in touch.




It was a fairly typical winter Monday when I received this impressive toy in the mail. I had started to open a package from The Vibed when I pulled out this ENORMOUS, neon pink, extremely dick-like dildo. My roomate and I giggled since it felt like something out of an odd Barbie sex fantasy. Nonetheless, the NS Novelties Dual Density 8 inch dildo is a body-safe, realistic, large, AND affordable option: very few of those exist in the world of sex toys. Like really, there are only a couple of others. So, while it may initially beckon questions, this toy is nothing to scoff at. Let’s get into the details.


Specs:

  • 9.65 inches total length

  • 7.05 inches insertable length

  • 1.89 inches max diameter

  • Suction cup, harnessable base (not the most stable in a harness but that’s due to size)

  • Platinum cured, dual-density silicone

  • $33.96 at the Vibed using code QUEER15 (including free shipping!)

  • Comes in a variety of colors, both skin colors and non-skin colors (I have it in pink)


Bigger is better… Or is it:

So upon requesting this toy for review, I didn’t think too much about its size. I own a sh*t ton of toys that are longer AND thicker and assumed I wouldn’t find the size intimidating. In real life, the addition of balls make the total length of this dildo quite a formidable sight to see and its intense coronal ridge juts out like a royal crown, and rubs my g-spot in a way true royalty would (see picture below). I realized quickly that I was going to need warm up (which I ordinarily don’t require for toys <2 inches in diameter).

neon pink dildo up close showing jutting out coronal ridge
NS Novelties' impressive coronal ridge

Not only was the NS Dual Density dildo more imposing than I had assumed, but it is also less malleable than I had thought. For anyone new here, dual density silicone is a firm silicone core surrounded by a squishier outer layer of silicone meant to feel more like a biological penis than single density dildos (and it generally succeeds in this goal though it is normally also higher in price).

The firm core of the NS dual density is not as hard as the core in some other dildos but the outer layer is, in my opinion, a little firmer and more textured, covered in veins and skin detailing that make it more realistic. I find this level of texture combined with the silicones used to be incredible stimulating: this is great when I’m properly warmed up after a vibrator orgasm (or two) but seriously overwhelming when I went in with it cold. I take this to mean that plenty of people sensitive to penetration would find this dildo too much but that others may find it intensely pleasurable. Do with that information what you will and proceed gently and with lube: nothing wrong with preferring small or untextured toys (or skipping penetration altogether).


Whiskey Dick Problems:

The impressive length of this toy when combined with its bendable core means that, if suctioned onto a flat surface or in a harness, it’ll wobble around. Not as stable as stiffer dildos or dildos with firmer cores (like those from Pris Toys that I’m currently testing: highly recommend already). This doesn't mean that it isn't usable and highly enjoyable, just that it may not be ideal for intense fucking or riding (though you may also not find it difficult to control).


Who Is It For?

Overall, NS Novelties has done a really beautiful thing with this dildo. It’s large enough to feel like a treat without being painful, it’s got some sexy and stimulating texture, and it’s priced super reasonably for dual-density silicone. It’s great! The only people I wouldn't recommend this toy to are the following:

  • People who don’t like textured dildos or big dildos

  • People who don’t like dildos that look penises

  • People who want something really stable for vigorous fucking

Otherwise, I think it’s an objectively great toy. And for people who think it sounds great if it weren't so damn big, NS Novelties makes it in smaller sizes :)


Bottom Line:

Overall, NS Novelties has done a great job creating a stimulating and realistic dildo out of safe materials and at a very reasonable price. Check it out here and see other sizes of the toy here.


The NS Novelties Colors Dual-Density Dildo was sent to me by the wonderful people at The Vibed in exchange for my honest review. As per usual, all my opinions and statements are 100% my own. If you’d like to send me a product for review, go to the Work With Me page to get in touch.


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I'm A. (she/they), a clueless queer and blogger. I started this blog because I grew up in a small town where sex--especially queer sex--wasn't talked about. I was a determined youngster and managed to scrape the bottom of the internet barrel to find the information I needed (and later, the information I wanted). Now that I've learned a bit about queer pleasure in all of its forms, I wanted to create the resource I wish I'd had; a place where I could read about someone else's experiences and learn about sex from a pleasure-centered perspective. If you have a question about something or want me to cover a certain topic, just shoot me an email! Chances are, I've been there and would love to help or at least offer some moral support, and who knows, maybe others could benefit from a post about it. 

 

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